I'm very, very afraid of Michael Jackson. This is no joke - just seeing a picture of him from any era post-African American and I start to sweat and my heart pounds. If he walked down the street I would run screaming in terror. I don't mind his singing but I peed my pants in fright the first and only time I saw one of his music videos. I don't know what it is about him, but he's like a living wax dummy or corpse that comes after me. Weird, huh? Maybe it could be called plasticmanophobia?
