My son has a huge fear of mayonnaise. My friend Eric was telling me about Jackass the movie and the guy with mustard on his back. We were laughing really hard. He then points to my sons shoulder and tells him he has a little mayonnaise there... SAME REACTION! It was very funny (after I reassured him he had no mayo adourning his body). Great site. I hope this mayo phobia earns a name of it's own, I know my kid would love that.
I too, am scared of mayonaisse. I can't be near it, or around others eating it. If I see it or smell it, I feel like I'm going to be sick. I make my fiance keep it in a brown paper bag in our refrigerator when he buys it (rarely, thankfully). My family when I lived at home liked mayo alot, so we always had it in our fridge, but I would never touch it to move it if it was in the way of something I wanted... I'd reach around it or not bother.
I have this really weird thing where if I walk in a bathroom and the shower curtain is closed. I always have to open it before I pee...its really weird and I've been trying to think of a word for it but I don't know the Latin word for shower curtain. Also, I have a fear of mayonnaise. I've been trying to figure out why or what its called but I don't know the Latin word for that one either. I think the shower curtain thing might have something to do with my fear of being alone.
I am SOOO glad you have the mayo....eww phobia on your site. My friends all think Im nuts or something, but yes I DO HAVE A PHOBIA OF THE UNSPOKEN WHITE STUFF. I can't let my roomate have it in the house because I fear it might somehow get on me and then i might accidentaly ingest it. I think it should have a name...mayonnaphobia..yup has a nice ring. Anyway, keep away from the miracle whip y'all. Peace.
I too am petrified of mayo. It scares the beegeezus out of me. I can’t smell it, look at it or touch it. I won’t touch it to get to something behind it in the fridge. I just won’t bother. My brother’s girlfriend is the same way. My dad has thought it was funny to chase after us with a spoonful of mayo, only to have us both run completely out of the house down the street. Not funny. Maybe condimentophobia? Eggoilemulsificationophobia?
I am glad to know that i am not the only person on this earth that is scared of mayonnaise....some ppl think i am play'n...but once they get to know me they see otherwise. I can't stand to think about it...smell it....and i would rip out my stomach if i ever ate it. My friends try to put it on me...and i will seriously go crazy. I cry....i gag....i can't explain the feeling. I need help!...the funny thing is i love ranch dressing and it has no effect on me. I literaly live my life around around my fear.....i will not eat at a resterant if i know there is a possibility that mayo may get put on my food
i have a huge fear of mayonnaise, i only wish there was a name for it, so i can explain to others that i'm not the only one. I get really sick when i see it, so all my friends will hide it if i'm around, and there is no way that is can touch my skin, clothing, or even anything that i'm aroudn for that matter. It really weird and i knwo that it's probably all in my mind, but i can not get over it.
I have a fear of accidentally eating or having mayonnaise come in contact with me. Just the smell and sight of it makes me almost throw up. It is the grossest "Food" ever invented and I don't understand how people could enjoy eating it. I get picked on quite often by my girlfriend for this, but I just can't help it.
I also have a fear of mayonaise. Ever since the 3rd grade when my friend tortured me by squeezing it out of her sandwhich it has grossed me out. I dont like to be around it, or be around anyone whos eating it. Strangely enough, I sometimes have a TINY bit of it on my sandwich, but I will make someone else put it on.
